I was taking Fergus out this morning and I heard a rustling in our tree. The rustling must have been a constipated bird because....A BIRD POOPED ON ME!
Two thoughts in my head:
1) Today is going to be "shitty"
2) I hope that bird poop really is lucky like they say.
If it is lucky, perhaps I should invest in this pin (available at Supermandolin)